tastefullyoffensive:

"Our fire station is next door to the Police department. Pranks ensue."-enemyinme

tastefullyoffensive:

"Our fire station is next door to the Police department. Pranks ensue."

-enemyinme

(via towritelesbiansonherarms)

We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world couldn’t design and operate a bumblebee’s wing. We can’t jump or run very fast, and we can’t carry vast weights like an ant can. We can’t see in the dark and we can’t fly except crammed in a noisy tube like sardines, which doesn’t count. Humans compared to animals are almost totally deaf, and we can’t smell a fart in an elevator by their standards. We are finite and separate, and neurotic, while the consciousness of an animal is at peace and eternal. We strive and go crazy to become more important. Animals rest and sleep and enjoy the company of each other. We think we have evolved upwards from animals but we have lost almost all of their qualities and abilities. The idea that animals don’t have consciousness or that they don’t have a soul is rather crass. It shows a lack of consciousness. They talk, they have families, they feel things, they act individually or together to solve problems, they often care of their young as a tribal unit. They play, they travel, and medicate themselves when they get sick. They cry when others in the herd die, they know about us humans. Of course they have a soul, a very pristine one. We humans are only now attempting with the recent rise in consciousness to achieve the soul that animals have naturally.
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? Stuart Wilde   (via harukimuracallme)

(Source: bavarde, via echoofmydreams)

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via insanebutfine)

innocenthands:

holy shit alt-j is so good how have I not listened to them

Exactly how ifelt when iheard them. Don’t over play them. I made that mistake

glitchintexas:

finofilipino:

Gatos y Mario, combinando pasiones.

Enviado por Garcho.

Don’t like cats but I like this

(via towritelesbiansonherarms)

thedevilisawakewithinme:

reddlr-trees:

I love fall in Colorado, watching all the leaves change color. (xpost r/gardening)

Give me

thedevilisawakewithinme:

reddlr-trees:

I love fall in Colorado, watching all the leaves change color. (xpost r/gardening)

Give me

(via psychedelicfoxes)

4t-ounce:

"That’s gonna be 18.50 fuck boi"

4t-ounce:

"That’s gonna be 18.50 fuck boi"

(Source: awwww-cute, via kingkhlo)

wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

Accurate as shit

(via kingkhlo)

lifeisverybeautiful:

Lanikai Sunrise by Jessica Veltri Photography on Flickr.
Hawaii